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January 17 50 Worst Cars of all Time Here they are, how many of these have you driven? In the late 1970s my coworker Jerry had a Gremlin, got hit in it by another car downtown. He came-to hanging upside down from his seatbelt, his wooden leg thrown clear across the street. He called out to an old man nearby, "Would you please bring me my leg?" The man couldn't speak, much less bring the leg... January 13 Cartoon Cars, lookit 'em putt-puttin' along...One of these is the ancestor of the Cooper Mini you can buy today. Note also the two pictures of a blue car, the BMW Isetta. A tinier road car you cannot find. It's chain-driven, noisy, slow, unreliable and fuel efficient. The one door is the entire front of the car! Tata "Nano"I love cars that look like they were designed by Hanna-Barbera. The brand new Tata Nano, built in India, costs $2500. Note: the bearings wear out fast above 43 MPH. Otherwise, very intriguing...I'd buy one and get the bearings replaced with better ones. What's wrong with our country!? You can't have these in the USA, doesn't burn enough gas, too lightweight... It has been pointed out that now there are cars this cheap, millions more will be on the road, and global ozone damage will accelerate. I hadn't thought of that... Damn! But the CEO of Tata Motors had an answer to that, he said in effect, "Nah! Don't worry!" Great reasoning there, Mr. Tata.... in Jalopnik: in New York Times: December 08 Honda FitThe Fit is my choice for the next car I'll own. It gets fabulous gas mileage, has reconfigurable storage, and costs about 15-16k new. I'm tempted by the teensy Smart car, which gets even better mileage (at the cost of accelerating like a tree snail) but German cars are notoriously poor for reliability. That includes Mercedes, BMW and Volkswagen/Audi, yes it does! There may be a couple of models among them that rise to "average" reliability, but look at Consumer Reports' annual Automobile issue: big black marks on nearly every German car. Go ahead, pay double for a less reliable car, at least everyone will know you have money to burn... The Cooper Mini, formerly British but now made by BMW, is average for reliability but look... it requires premium fuel which is 10 cents a gallon more expensive than regular. The car costs 19-25k too. Of course, there's the ultra-light Lotus Elise, which gets good mileage and has phenomenal cornering, plus terrifying acceleration. It has Japanese reliability due to its' Toyota engine. If I could afford it, I'd get it without a doubt. However it costs over 40k, requires premium, and has no trunk space whatsoever. Nope, the Fit will be it for me, and I'll be able to afford my 80 minutes of daily commuting to work, even when gas goes above $3 or $4 a gallon. You commuters driving big trucks and SUVs, which will you keep, your vehicle or your job? I predict you'll be offering me some gas money to carpool to work in my car! December 26 Introducing The Metal RectangleCheck out my pal Bob's webpage, the Metal Rectangle, wherein he expounds on things car-related. ...or it could be about jazz music, airplanes, humour, bicycle racing or cooking... I'm pretty sure he likes Mythbusters as much as I do, it's really nutty! December 16 Slot carsI love to race slot cars! Not so much the kind you race at home on a little plastic track, but the ones where you race your buddies on 8 lanes of a 150 foot track!
There is no longer a track like that here in my town, and the one in New Orleans is gone too, I'm pretty sure...
But I started doing this in the 1960s in Opelousas, Louisiana and I've been a slotcar fanatic ever since. Nowadays, if you're lucky enough to have a track near you, you can race these little machines at speeds so fast, it's hard for spectators to know where they are...
When I was taking care of my late first wife, it was the 2 hours of slotcar racing each Friday night that kept me sane.
That was the only time I got away from it all, to hang with my buddies at the track and bring home the occasional blue ribbon.
I needed to pick a color for my cars that the other guys wouldn't have, so I could tell which car was mine in a race. If you start tracking somebody else's car instead of your own, it's crash time. Anna said, "Why don't you paint your cars pink? They can be "Pink Panther" cars!"
...and so it was...Each of my cars had "Mr. Pink" on the hood, and on the back it said, "Eat Pink Dust!". Anna put a kiss on my car box with her lipstick, and wrote on it, "Give 'em hell!"
I didn't always win, but everyone could tell I loved the sport... That was all over for me by 1997, but even now when i pick up one of those pink slotcars as I rummage in the attic, I feel good...
December 06 German carsI'm tired of seeing German cars featured constantly in automotive webpages and magazines, as if they were something exciting.
If a car lacks reliability, it's off my list PERIOD. No interest whatsoever, get it out of my face...
That means Mercedes, Audi, BMW, and Daimler-Chrysler (except for the minivans which manage to have "average" reliability in Consumer Reports).
Look up any of the German cars in CR and you will see "worse than average" to "much worse than average" on car after German car. Whole columns of black marks... August 03 SUVs: Why didn't Detroit see this coming? Why???I find it baffling that the Big Three have failed to prepare for this inevitable turn, away from heavy, thirsty, rollover-prone SUVs. So does the author of this article. Especialy interesting are the readers' comments at the end... May 11 Pictures of my new Scion XbHere are some photos of my new Xb. It's built on top of a Yaris chassis. A coworker calls it "Your Model T". I don't get it... May 06 Just got Scion XbThe Countessa and I just bought a navy blue Scion Xb. She says it's the ugliest vehicle on the road and it rides rough, but she likes everything else about it. You can get in and out of it with complete ease: no need to drop into your seat or climb up. You just open the door and sit, like in a chair at home! There's plenty of room for passengers, including head and knee room. You can shuttle your elders around, along with their walkers, wheelchairs, or oxygen. It gets great gas mileage: 30 city/34 highway. It's made by Toyota, so will be reliable and long-lasting. It's cheap: about $16,000 to $17,500. It has a dynamite stereo: 160 watts and fabulous stereo imaging, due in part to the cube-shaped interior space. I think it's not the ugliest vehicle. That would be the Pontiac Aztec. I've been wanting one of these Xbs for at least 2 years, despite the fact it rides with all the cushiness of a grocery cart in an old parking lot. In the last few nights before we got it, I'd wake up about 2am and be too excited to easily go back to sleep. If we could afford it, I'd get it with orange alloy wheels to make a vibrant contrast with the navy blue. I'd add the interior neon lights under the dash: expensive and of no usefulness at all, but cool-looking... Countessa says, "STOP!" (Teehee....) March 26 Scion Xb rampvanComing this year, a wheelchair-accessible Xb. It has a rear-entry ramp for rolling in by wheelchair. January 01 New Scion XbNovember 27 Find best gasoline prices in your area...GasBuddy.com has listings, updated every 60 hours, of the service stations near you that have best gas prices. November 05 Modified hybrid car gets over 200 mpgA Toyota Prius modified with extra batteries got 250 miles per gallon! September 03 I have always loved cars.My all-time favorite is the Ford GT40 (the one in my blogpage logo. My pal Bob painted the picture of me leaning on the car, and Around the Way Girl did the fabulous transformation of Bob's art into my world-famous emblem. )
Only a few of the original GT40s were built, but I got to see one up close in a Ford dealership showroom in New Iberia, La when I was in 7th grade. It was not for sale of course. It was not very large, the roof was just shoulder-high to a 7th grader, and the seats were only leather with grommets over aluminum buckets - no padding at all! Everything was stripped down for weight-saving purposes. These were built to outrace Ferraris at LeMans, and that's what they did! It had a 427 cubic inch engine with fuel injection and nest-of-snakes exhaust headers, overhead valves...top speed 240 mph...
Some other favorites are:
Corvette
Honda Odyssey
Mazda Miata (I actually have one of these. There's a meditating Rafiki on the dashboard, where most people here in south Louisiana have a Jesus figurine)
August 09 A great leap forward! Little vans that get 43 mpg...A GM executive in China has presided over huge sales and profits by producing small, high gas-mileage vans and cars. These are not available in the United States. Now the man has resigned, aparrently pushed out in some kind of corporate power struggle at the GM headquarters. Why are WE not being offered such vans? |
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